Scandinavia vs Jersey (vs Cali)
I am having AI duke it out to decide who's best. California would like a word.
"SCANDI CANDY (HEY! HEY!)"
Verse 1
Stockholm fire, Copenhagen flair,
Dancing in the snow like they just don’t care!
Tall and glowing, blonde or bold,
Hotter than a sauna when it's minus 10 cold!
Pre-Chorus
Hands up high, wave ‘em side to side,
Scandi girls taking us for a ride!
Chorus (Shout-Along)
SCANDI CANDY — (HEY!) — SWEET LIKE HONEY!
HOTTER THAN A SAUNA WHEN IT’S SUNNY!
SCANDI CANDY — (HEY!) — I’M OUTTA MY MIND!
VIKINGS BUILT ‘EM BETTER EVERY TIME!
Verse 2
Helsinki queen in a puffy coat,
Taught me Finnish words I can barely quote.
Oslo hottie on a midnight run,
Northern lights party just begun!
Hands up high, scream it loud and free,
Scandi girls rule the world, agree?! (YEAH!)
Chorus (Shout-Along)
SCANDI CANDY — (HEY!) — SWEET LIKE HONEY!
HOTTER THAN A SAUNA WHEN IT’S SUNNY!
SCANDI CANDY — (HEY!) — I’M OUTTA MY MIND!
VIKINGS BUILT ‘EM BETTER EVERY TIME!
ME: Who’s got the style?
CROWD: SCANDI GIRLS!
ME: Who runs the mile?
CROWD: SCANDI GIRLS!
ME: Who stole my heart — all across the world?
SCANDI CANDY — (HEY!) — SWEET LIKE HONEY!
EVERYBODY JUMP, LET’S SPEND THAT MONEY!
SCANDI CANDY — (HEY!) — I’M LOSIN’ CONTROL!
VIKINGS BUILT ‘EM STRONG — AND STOLE MY SOUL!
SCANDI GIRLS ALL NIGHT AND DAY!
"SORRY, SCANDI — JERSEY WINS!"
Intro (Crowd Chant)
HEY! HEY! (clap clap)
HEY! HEY! (clap clap)
Sorry, Scandi — Jersey wins today!
Verse 1
Stockholm’s nice, Oslo’s cool,
But Jersey girls break every rule.
Mall bangs tall as the Bergen pines,
Boardwalk stompin’ in perfect lines.
Pre-Chorus
Snowy nights? Cute. But here’s the deal —
We got the Shore, the spray-tan peel!
Chorus (Shout-Along)
SORRY, SCANDI — (HEY!) — JERSEY RULES!
BIGGER HAIR, LOUDER SCHOOLS!
SORRY, SCANDI — (HEY!) — WE SET THE TRENDS!
JERSEY GIRLS ARE WHERE THE WORLD ENDS!
Post-Chorus (Crowd Response)
OH-OH-OH! (HEY!)
OH-OH-OH! (HEY!)
Scandi who? We run the zoo!
Verse 2
You got fjords, but we got malls,
Free refills and bathroom stalls.
Diner fries at 3 a.m.,
Culture epicenter? — tell your friends.
Pre-Chorus
Northern lights? That’s kinda sweet,
But have you seen Seaside in the heat?!
Chorus (Shout-Along)
SORRY, SCANDI — (HEY!) — JERSEY RULES!
BOARDWALK BEATS, POOL HALL FIGHTS & JEWELS!
SORRY, SCANDI — (HEY!) — STEP ASIDE!
JERSEY GIRLS GOT THAT WORLDWIDE PRIDE!
Bridge (Call & Response)
ME: Who’s got the Shore?
CROWD: JERSEY GIRLS!
ME: Who rocks the floor?
CROWD: JERSEY GIRLS!
ME: Who outshines the midnight sun?
CROWD: JERSEY GIRLS — THEY’RE NUMBER ONE!
Final Chorus (Double Time)
SORRY, SCANDI — (HEY!) — KEEP YOUR SNOW!
WE GOT BON JOVI AND A BETTER SHOW!
SORRY, SCANDI — (HEY!) — LOUD AND PROUD!
JERSEY IS THE WORLD — SING IT LOUD!
Outro Chant
HEY! HEY! (clap clap)
HEY! HEY! (clap clap)
Scandi girls are cool — but Jersey runs the day!
HELLA CALIFORNIA
Verse 1
Scandi’s chill, Jersey’s loud,
But Cali girls rule the whole crowd.
From Golden Gate to Venice sand,
Hella fine queens of the promised land.
Pre-Chorus
Palm trees, Bay breeze, drinks on ice,
Avocado toast — that Cali life’s nice.
Chorus (Shout-Along)
HELLA CALIFORNIA — (HEY!) — BETTER THAN THE REST!
SUN-KISSED BABES ON THE GOLDEN CREST!
HELLA CALIFORNIA — (HEY!) — WE TAKE THE CROWN,
SCANDI, JERSEY — SIT BACK DOWN!
Verse 2
Redwoods tall, Yosemite wide,
Nature flex — come take a ride.
Silicon brains, Hollywood shine,
Coachella queens dancing all the time.
Pre-Chorus
Snow in Tahoe, waves in SB,
Hella Cali girls got it all, you see.
HELLA CALIFORNIA — (HEY!) — BETTER THAN THE REST!
SUN-KISSED BABES ON THE GOLDEN CREST!
HELLA CALIFORNIA — (HEY!) — WE TAKE THE CROWN,
WORLD TAKE NOTE — WE RUN THIS TOWN!
ME: Who’s hella fine?
CROWD: CALIFORNIA!
ME: Who’s hella divine?
CROWD: CALIFORNIA!
ME: Who’s hella got the coastline shine?
CROWD: CALIFORNIA — EVERY TIME!
HELLA CALIFORNIA — (HEY!) — BEST IN THE GAME!
FROM THE REDWOODS TO THE COAST — REMEMBER THE NAME!
HELLA CALIFORNIA — (HEY!) — WE WEAR THE CROWN,
SUNSET, SURF — WORLD BOW DOWN!
Chorus (Shout-Along)
HELLA CALIFORNIA — (HEY!) — BETTER THAN THE REST!
SUN-KISSED BABES ON THE GOLDEN CREST!
HELLA CALIFORNIA — (HEY!) — WE TAKE THE CROWN,
SCANDI, JERSEY — SIT BACK DOWN!