Scandinavia vs Jersey (vs Cali)
I am having AI duke it out to decide who's best. California would like a word.
"SCANDI CANDY (HEY! HEY!)"
Verse 1
Reykjavik fire, Copenhagen flair,
Dancing in the snow like they just don’t care!
Livin' in the land of the midnight sun
Nordic gals, they know how to have some fun
Pre-Chorus
Hands up high, wave ‘em side to side,
Scandi girls taking us for a ride!
Chorus (Shout-Along)
SCANDI CANDY — (HEY!) — SWEET LIKE HONEY!
HOTTER THAN A SAUNA WHEN IT’S SUNNY!
SCANDI CANDY — (HEY!) — I’M OUTTA MY MIND!
NORTHERN GIRLS – DRIVIN' ME WILD!
Verse 2
Helsinki queen in a puffy coat,
Taught me Finnish words I can barely quote.
Oslo hottie on a midnight run,
Northern lights par-ty just begun!
Stockholm sweetie, scream it loud and free,
Scandi girls rule the world, agree?! (YEAH!)
Chorus (Shout-Along)
SCANDI CANDY — (HEY!) — SWEET LIKE HONEY!
HOTTER THAN A SAUNA WHEN IT’S SUNNY!
SCANDI CANDY — (HEY!) — I’M OUTTA MY MIND!
NORTHERN GIRLS – DRIVIN' ME WILD!
ME: Who’s got the style?
CROWD: SCANDI GIRLS!
ME: SKIIIS miles with a SMILE?
CROWD: SCANDI GIRLS!
ME: Who stole my heart — all across the world?
(all across the WOOOOOOORLD!)
Final Chorus [Megadrop]
SCANDI CANDY — (HEY!) — SWEET LIKE HONEY!
EVERYBODY JUMP, FEEL THAT HYGGE!
SCANDI CANDY — (HEY!) — I’M LOSIN’ CONTROL!
VIKINGS BUILT ‘EM STRONG — AND STOLE MY SOUL!
SCANDI GIRLS ALL NIGHT AND DAY!
Outro
(scandi girls all night and day!)
"SORRY, SCANDI — JERSEY WINS!"
Intro (Crowd Chant)
HEY! HEY! (clap clap)
HEY! HEY! (clap clap)
Sorry, Scandi — Jersey wins today!
Verse 1
Stockholm’s nice, Oslo’s cool,
But Jersey girls break every rule.
Mall bangs tall as the Bergen pines,
Boardwalk stompin’ in perfect lines.
Pre-Chorus
Snowy nights? Cute. But here’s the deal —
We got the Shore, the spray-tan peel!
Chorus (Shout-Along)
SORRY, SCANDI — (HEY!) — JERSEY RULES!
BIGGER HAIR, LOUDER SCHOOLS!
SORRY, SCANDI — (HEY!) — WE SET THE TRENDS!
JERSEY GIRLS ARE WHERE THE WORLD ENDS!
Post-Chorus (Crowd Response)
OH-OH-OH! (HEY!)
OH-OH-OH! (HEY!)
Scandi who? We run the zoo!
Verse 2
You got fjords, but we got malls,
Free refills and bathroom stalls.
Diner fries at 3 a.m.,
Culture epicenter? — tell your friends.
Pre-Chorus
Northern lights? That’s kinda sweet,
But have you seen Seaside in the heat?!
Chorus (Shout-Along)
SORRY, SCANDI — (HEY!) — JERSEY RULES!
BOARDWALK BEATS, POOL HALL FIGHTS & JEWELS!
SORRY, SCANDI — (HEY!) — STEP ASIDE!
JERSEY GIRLS GOT THAT WORLDWIDE PRIDE!
Bridge (Call & Response)
ME: Who’s got the Shore?
CROWD: JERSEY GIRLS!
ME: Who rocks the floor?
CROWD: JERSEY GIRLS!
ME: Who outshines the midnight sun?
CROWD: JERSEY GIRLS — THEY’RE NUMBER ONE!
Final Chorus (Double Time)
SORRY, SCANDI — (HEY!) — KEEP YOUR SNOW!
WE GOT BON JOVI AND A BETTER SHOW!
SORRY, SCANDI — (HEY!) — LOUD AND PROUD!
JERSEY IS THE WORLD — SING IT LOUD!
Outro Chant
HEY! HEY! (clap clap)
HEY! HEY! (clap clap)
Scandi girls are cool — but Jersey runs the day!
HELLA CALIFORNIA (Beach Rocker)
Intro
Whoa-oh-oh, Whoa-oh-oh
CALI SLAY!!!
Verse 1
Girls from near, and girls from far
But Cali girls raise the bar.
From Golden Gate to Venice beach,
Hella fine queens soakin' in the heat.
Pre-Chorus
Palm trees, Bay breeze, drinks on ice,
Avocado toast — that Cali life’s nice.
Chorus (Shout-Along)
HELLA CALIFORNIA — (WHOA!) — SECOND TO NONE!
SUN-KISSED BABES ON THE GOLDEN COAST!
HELLA CALIFORNIA — (WHOA!) — THEY TAKE THE CROWN,
YOU OTHER GIRLS - SIT BACK DOWN!
Verse 2
Redwoods tall, Yosemite wide,
Nature flex — come take a ride.
Silicon brains, Hollywood shine,
Coachella queens dancing all the time.
Pre-Chorus
Snow in Tahoe, waves in SB,
Hella Cali girls got it all, you see.
Chorus
HELLA CALIFORNIA — (WHOA!) — SECOND TO NONE!
SUN-KISSED BABES ON THE GOLDEN COAST!
HELLA CALIFORNIA — (WHOA!) — THEY TAKE THE CROWN,
WORLD TAKE NOTE - THEY RUN THIS TOWN!
ME: Who’s hella fine?
CROWD: CALIFORNIA!
ME: Who’s hella divine?
CROWD: CALIFORNIA!
ME: Who’s hella got the coastline shine?
CROWD: CALIFORNIA — EVERY TIME!
HELLA CALIFORNIA — (WHOA!) — BEST IN THE GAME!
FROM THE DESERT TO THE COAST — REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
HELLA CALIFORNIA — (WHOA!) — THEY WEAR THE CROWN,
SUNSET, SURF — WORLD BOW DOWN!
Chorus (Shout-Along)
Hella California (Indie Style)
Verse 1
I used to think I'd leave this place,
Head to Spain, try a slower pace..
But Sunday mornings by the bay,
Something 'bout this light just makes me stay.
Pre-Chorus
Coffee shops and coastal drives,
All these dreams we keep alive.
Maybe home's not what you flee—
Chorus
HELLA CALI-FORN-YA, calling out to me,
Where the broken hearts still learn to be free.
HELLA CALI-FORN-YA, underneath these skies,
We're still figuring it out you and I.
Verse 2
Your best friend moved to Portland last year,
Said the rent here cost too much, dear.
But I can't leave these winding roads,
Where every sunset still explodes.
Bridge
Sometimes I wonder if we're living in a dream,
Or if this golden state's just make-believe.
But when you're next to me on Highway 1,
I know this is where we both belong.