The Maestro of More
My little homage to Yngwie J. Malmsteen
[Verse 1]
In a castle made of Marshalls, in the land of Ice and Snow
One Swedish man stands apart, from the metal world you know?
Dressed in velvet waistcoats and leather stitched so tight
If he drops a pick, he’s staying in that crouched-down pose all night!
[Chorus]
Yngwie J. Malmsteen—make sure you get it right!
He's the only Yngwie, who can set the world alight!
There’s a million Yngwies, just lurking in the wings
But only one's shred-tastic, and can make that Strat sing!
(More is More! MORE IS MORE!)
[Verse 2]
The mutton chops are flowing, the chest hair’s on display,
With enough gold chains to anchor a cruise ship in the bay.
Rings on every finger, he’s a glitter-covered king,
Who needs special lighting, when you’ve got this much bling?
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
I need the scalloped frets!" he blurts out with a grin
Otherwise my vibrato'll, be ridiculously thin!
[Solo]
[Chorus]
Yngwie J. Malmsteen—make sure you get it right!
He's the only Yngwie, who can set the world alight!
There’s a million Yngwies, just lurking in the wings
But only one's shred-tastic, and can make that Strat sing!
(More is More! MORE IS MORE!)
[Outro]
You've unleashed the fury! (Don't you dare forget the "J"! )